It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a winter holiday possession of a good number of associated festive treats, must leave a glut of leftovers.
Is that not how the saying goes?
You may have heard—from every single advertisement, tweet, or those incessant emails hoping to
“find you well, given the circumstances”—that the holidays are going to be different in 2020.
(I feel like I need to admit that I am definitely guilty of sending the aforementioned emails, but I do try to throw a bit of cheeky dark humour into it, for good measure.)